Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
