Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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