we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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