Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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