he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
