Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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