hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Quick, to the slutcave!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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