Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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