That's intense
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Randomize
