She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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