covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
its liver damage thursday
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