Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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