Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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