just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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