ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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