We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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