Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Randomize
