p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
birth control should be required to get into college
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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