But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Couch. On fire.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
