U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The feeling are messing with the penis
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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