Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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