"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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