I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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