The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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