id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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