Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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