Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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