You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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