I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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