Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just google imaged poop.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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