Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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