UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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