so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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