Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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