Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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