i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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