just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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