there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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