i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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