hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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