all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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