She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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