this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
