i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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