so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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