hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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