So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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