So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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