Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
