Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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